Sonntag, 28. Juli 2013

Over the top

In case you ask yourself where I've been yesterday, I was at work and later a family gathering kept me busy. 
To say I have a big family would be the understatement of the century. I have a lot of uncles and aunts and a lot of first and second and third cousins. We reach quite a number. Thank god most of the times. I love my family but sometimes they're a little over the top. For example my great-uncle who knows everything better and does nothing to show some respect although his shouts for respect are the loudest. He tries to explain something but failing miserably he jumps to another topic and so and so on. Far from normal are his sons. They're all kind of weird but the oldest one is weirdest, he is mister I'm the greatest gift on earth and you are a bug compared to me. The second one is actually the nicest of all if them. His wife is weird though, she keeps winking at me all the time. Then there is his other son, he is the silent weirdo. He speaks seldom and when he does speak, he mumbles something unintelligibly and turns red as a tomato. Finally the last one of them is plainest. I don't think I have ever heard him utter a word. So as I told you they're all weird. And what happens if all of them gather at one point? Exactly, you count the minutes when it's not impolite anymore to leave the party. It's just grit your teeth and go through with it like an undesired herpes. 
Keep your head high! 

Xoxo S. 

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